Watch Abigoliah Schamaun: Namaste, Bitches (2018) : Full Movie Online Free What’s the point in pursuing enlightenment when you can just relax and knock back a bourbon? New Yorker Abigoliah Schamaun is the certified Bikram Yoga instructor and one time Crossfit cult member dissecting mankind's relationship with wellness. Sardonic and ultimately uplifting this is stand-up for anyone who's paused on a treadmill or over a shot glass and wondered ‘wait... what am I doing?